Junk & Spunk
SWALLOWEENIE 2026
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Poetic, well, kind of. This raunchy tee says it all for the horniest of blokes among us. The gay sex essentials is simply put: Junk & Spunk.
** Modest customization requests for any Pole & Hole tee are welcome. Perhaps, you're curious about an alternative graphic + shirt color combination? Don't hesitate to reach out and inquire.
The black, navy, and gray heather shirts are printed on the best-selling Gildan short sleeve, soft-style tee; solids are 100% cotton, heather shirts are 65% polyester, 35% cotton.
All other colors are super soft Bella Canvas tees with a tear-away label — solids are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
Graphics are printed with water-based, vegan inks — non-hazardous, toxin-free, biodegradable, and certified with an OEKO-TEX Eco Passport.