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The Schlong Collection

We’ve longed for schlong — all along. You know it, I know it. They know it. Express
your phallic pride and desire with raunchy tees for horny gay guys by Pole & Hole.

*All tees in this collection are 20% off until July 31, 2025. Discount automatically adjusted at checkout.

PRODUCT IMAGE: Hard T-Shirt | Raunchy Graphic Tee for Horny Gay Men into big boners, hard cocks, and erections | Light Gray Heather shirt with a design created with blackletter / gothic typography
PRODUCT IMAGE: Hard T-Shirt | Raunchy Graphic Tee for Horny Gay Men into big boners, hard cocks, and erections | Dark Gray Heather shirt with a typographic design created with blackletter / gothic lettering

Hard

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Boldly baroque and unapologetically erect. A distressed blackletter design brings old-school gravitas to your filthy wardrobe, when you’re feeling ...

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PRODUCT IMAGE: Boners | NSFW Tee | Typographic Design in the form of Cock and Balls | Orange shirt
PRODUCT IMAGE: Boners | NSFW Tee | Typographic Design in the form of Cock and Balls | Two male model kissing, one of them wearing Army brown shirt

Boners

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They make the world go 'round! Hop on for the ride. Boners is a NSFW tee, a typographic design in the form of the almighty cock and balls. ** Mode...

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PRODUCT IMAGE: I Love Cock | SFW Raunchy T-shirt for Horny Gay Guys who Love Cock | Light Gray Heather shirt with rooster and heart graphic
PRODUCT IMAGE: I Love Cock | SFW Raunchy T-shirt for Horny Gay Guys who Love Cock | Model wears Maroon shirt with rooster and heart graphic

I Love Cock

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A discreetly raunchy t-shirt for gay guys, sporting an homage to the almighty cock. ** Modest customizations are welcome, like requests for altern...

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PRODUCT IMAGE: Certified Organic T-shirt | Raunchy Penis T-shirts for Horny Gay Men | Military Green shirt with a woodcut-style rendering of the eggplant emoji
PRODUCT IMAGE: Certified Organic T-shirt | Raunchy Penis T-shirts for Horny Gay Men | Model wears Black shirt with a woodcut-style rendering of the eggplant emoji

Certified Organic

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Kinda SFW, this raunchy t-shirt displays a woodcut-style rendering of the eggplant emoji that has become iconic in its representation a man's junk....

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DIPTYCH PRODUCT IMAGE: Smokin’ Cock Tee | Funny, Raunchy T-shirt for Horny Gay Men | Details of Turquois shirt with a vintage-style graphic of a rooster smoking a cigar
PRODUCT IMAGE: Smokin’ Cock Tee | Funny, Raunchy T-shirt for Horny Gay Men | Model wears Turquois shirt with a vintage-style graphic of a rooster smoking a cigar

Smokin’ Cock

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This gay bird smokes — and he’s not shy about it. Equal parts naughty and nice, this tee is ideal for queer guys who love a dirty joke with their m...

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PRODUCT IMAGE: Mr. Big | NSFW Homo Erotic T-shirt of Bearded Dom Top Daddy | Detail of Yellow Shirt
PRODUCT IMAGE: Mr. Big | NSFW Homo Erotic T-shirt of Bearded Dom Top Daddy | Model w/ Yellow shirt

Mr. Big

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Looking for Mr. Big? You think you're Mr. Big? Let's see what you got. Meet Mr. Big, seen here in this NSFW homo erotic t-shirt, a bearded dom top...

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PRODUCT IMAGE: Bulge T-shirt | Vintage Gay Soft Porn Circa 1970s | Partially Nude Male in Jockstrap w/ Big Package | Orange shirt
PRODUCT IMAGE: Bulge T-shirt | Vintage Gay Soft Porn Circa 1970s | Partially Nude Male in Jockstrap w/ Big Package | Model wears Silver shirt

Bulge

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Get this classic raunchy tee derived from a vintage soft porn photograph, circa 1970s. Back in the day, in the annals (no pun intended) of gay male...

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PRODUCT IMAGE: Pretty Penis | NSFW Homo Erotic T-shirt for Horny Gay Men | Light Gray Heather
PRODUCT IMAGE: Pretty Penis | NSFW Homo Erotic T-shirt for Horny Gay Men | Model w/ Dark gray heather shirt

Pretty Penis

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Fact: A pretty peen is a sight to behold, and so much fun to play with! Inspired by the truth, Pole & Hole presents this tasteful tribute, but ...

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PRODUCT IMAGE: Dipstick | Stickman Blowjob | Funny, NFSW Shirt for Horny Gay Men | Aqua shirt
PRODUCT IMAGE: Dipstick | Stickman Blowjob | Funny, NFSW Shirt for Horny Gay Men | Model wears Yellow shirt

Dipstick

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The design for this funny, NSFW shirt started with an animated GIF that I received in a text message from a friend, see the video on this page... ...

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PRODUCT IMAGE: Girth | Homo Erotic T-shirts Celebrating Thickness: Cocks & Gay Bears | Model wears Heather Navy shirt with Typographic design

Girth

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A homo erotic t-shirt for girthy gay guys or guys with girth — ya know, gay bears/cubs, muscle daddies or guys with thick cocks. Whoa! If you check...

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PRODUCT IMAGE: Seamen T-shirt | Funny, Raunchy T-shirt for Horny Gay Men | Model wears Gold shirt with a design derived from a vintage photo of gay sailors kissing

Seamen

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This subtly raunchy tee is modeled from a vintage photo of two gay male sailors kissing. Looking a little closer, one sees their pants are unbutton...

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PRODUCT IMAGE: Cock-a-Holic | Funny, NSFW Homo Erotic T-shirt for Horny Gay Men | Detail photo of Orange shirt

Cock-a-Holic

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“My name is ______, and I'm a cock-a-holic! I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me.” Our community supports you. 👏 This ...

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PRODUCT IMAGE: Cock & Balls | NSFW Homo Erotic T-shirt | Abstract Geometric Design | A close-up detail of the graphic design on a Baby Blue shirt
PRODUCT IMAGE: Cock & Balls | NSFW Homo Erotic T-shirt | Abstract Geometric Design | Model wears Baby Blue shirt

Cock & Balls

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A tribute to the almighty phallus — and his round, playful cohorts that hang below. A tasteful, NSFW homo erotic t-shirt with abstracted geometric ...

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Deeper T-shirt | Raunchy Tees for Horny Gay Guys Who Like to Bang | Model wears Navy Blue shirt with a typographic design
Deeper T-shirt | Raunchy Tees for Horny Gay Guys Who Like to Bang | Model wears Light Gray shirt with a typographic design

Deeper

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Whether you give or get, you like it balls deep or deeper — just like this raunchy t-shirt says you do. 😈 ** Modest customizations are welcome, li...

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PRODUCT IMAGE: Fresh Fruit ( phallic banana graphic) | Raunchy T-shirt for Horny Gay Men | Orange
PRODUCT IMAGE: Fresh Fruit T-Shirt | Raunchy Tee for Horny Gay Men & Size Queens | Model wears Aqua shirt with a woodcut-style graphic of a colorful banana

Fresh Fruit

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Can you help a buddy out? Just peel it back! 😈 This subtly raunchy t-shirt for horny gay guys is probably safe to wear, anywhere. Right? ** Modes...

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Pocket Rocket

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Ready for the ride? Get ready for take off, LOL. Not SFW, but lighthearted funny gay t-shirt, especially for the phallic-minded bros. ** Modest c...

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PRODUCT IMAGE: Junk & Spunk T-shirt | Raunchy Tees for Horny Gay Guys who like cock and cum | Forest Green shirt
PRODUCT IMAGE: Junk & Spunk T-shirt | Raunchy Tees for Horny Gay Guys | Model wears Black (2) shirt

Junk & Spunk

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Poetic, well, kind of. This raunchy tee says it all for the horniest of blokes among us. The gay sex essentials is simply put: Junk & Spunk.  ...

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PRODUCT IMAGE: Choke It Down | Raunchy T-shirts for Horny Gay Guys who appreciate oral play with varying degrees of restrained forcefulness | Military Green shirt with a gritty, textured typographic design
PRODUCT IMAGE: Choke It Down | Raunchy T-shirts for Horny Gay Guys who appreciate oral play with varying degrees of restrained forcefulness | Model wears gray heather shirt with a gritty, textured typographic design

Choke It Down

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A raunchy t-shirt for horny gay guys who appreciate oral play with varying degrees of restrained forcefulness. Open that mouth!!! ;) ** Requests f...

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PRODUCT IMAGE: Cock We Doodle Do | Funny, Homo Erotic T-shirt, SFW for Horny Gay Men | Army brown shirt
PRODUCT IMAGE: Cock We Doodle Do | Funny, Homo Erotic T-shirt, SFW for Horny Gay Men | Model wears Yellow shirt

Cock We Doodle Do

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Cock We Doodle Do? Yes, we do! A kinda funny, home erotic t-shirt, SFW, for horny gay men. ** Modest customizations are welcome, like requests for...

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PRODUCT IMAGE: Balls Deep | Raunchy Tee for Horny Gay Guys who Like it Deeper | Typographic design on Red Heather shirt
PRODUCT IMAGE: Balls Deep | Raunchy Tee for Horny Gay Guys who Like it Deeper | Model wears Typographic design on Turquoise shirt

Balls Deep

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Cuz that's how we like to give and get it. Bam! Occasionally used as figure of speech, this typographic design of this raunchy t-shirt is a straigh...

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PRODUCT IMAGE: Gag on It T-shirt | Raunchy Tees for Horny Gay Oral Top Guys | Model wears Forest Green shirt with a typographic design

Gag On it!

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A raunchy t-shirt for horny gay oral top guys who confidently carry a big stick — with a restrained forcefulness — and shove it down... ha, exactly...

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PRODUCT IMAGE: Sux Dix T-shirt | Raunchy Tees for Horny Gay Men Who Like Oral Sex | Typographic design on Military Green Shirt

Sux Dix

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Somewhat obscured by the exaggerated, minimal typography and discretionary spelling — albeit, phonetically correct — this funny, raunchy t-shirt al...

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Funny, Dirty, Raunchy T-shirts for Horny Gay Guys who Play with Penis, Cock | Black V1
PRODUCT IMAGE: Plug + Play T-shirt | Funny, Dirty, Raunchy T-shirts for Horny Gay Guys who Play with Penis | Model wears Black V1 shirt (X-rated version) | A typographic design uses the negative space of the letter a in the shape of a cock

Plug + Play

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The phrase makes too much sense, in the homo way, of course! It's perfect fodder for a raunchy tee that horny gay guys can relate to, appealing to ...

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PRODUCT IMAGE: Like Jockstraps T-shirt | Raunchy Tees | Gear Essential for Gay Men | Model wearing Navy shirt w/ jockstrap graphic

Like Jockstraps

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Oh, this raunchy tee is one for the horny gay men and their love of jockstraps — hallelujah! Or, halleloo! An honorable mention, as well, for what’...

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