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Raunchy Tees for Gay Men & Queer Guys

Playfully balancing innuendo with unapologetic humor.

Raunchy Tees for Gay Men & Queer Guys

Playfully balancing innuendo with unapologetic humor.
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It's Plowing Season

Year-round. Heavy equipment handled with care.

It's Plowing Season

Year-round. Heavy equipment handled with care.
ride with the boss

For the Oral Enthusiasts

The fixation is real.

For the Oral Enthusiasts

The fixation is real.
Shop the jubilation

Jaw Dropping

A pretty peen is a sight to behold, and so much fun to play with.

Jaw Dropping

A pretty peen is a sight to behold, and so much fun to play with.
honor the almighty

Chug-A-Lug

Gotta have it — every last drop.

Chug-A-Lug

Gotta have it — every last drop.
gulp it down

Pole & Hole Best sellers

A young man wearing a light blue t-shirt with a yellow emoji face graphic that mimics the expressing of sucking dick, carrying a black backpack against a white geometric wall. "Suck It" is a Pole & Hole Bestseller

Affinity for Head

lead the way w/ a bj
A man with a red beanie, nose ring, and tattoos wearing a dark gray t-shirt with a light green stick figure graphic of a blowjob, photographed against a dark gray background. "Dipstick" is a Pole & Hole Bestseller.

How We Do It

demonstrate, please
Model wears brown Circle Jerks t-shirt, a Pole & Hole bestseller.

Group Fun

stroke it
Man wearing a yellow t-shirt with a graphic of a rooster overlaying the outline of a heart. "I Love Cock" is a Pole & Hole Bestseller

Love the Almighty

gotta get some

Hungry & Thirsty

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The Cruising Collection

VIDEO for the graphic tee, “Ride It,” which leans fully into vintage biker culture — with a homo wink.
A sexy bearded model poses in a studio wearing a dark gray t-shirt with a graphic featuring a rugged, bearded biker in a distressed vintage print style with the design's namesake, "Ride It."

Ride It

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Some rides are smoother than others, bro. “Ride It” leans fully into vintage biker culture with a homo wink — featuring a rugged leather-clad dude,...

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PRODUCT IMAGE: Close-up detail of turquoise t-shirt featuring vintage flame graphics with classic hot rod styling to a typographic design
PRODUCT IMAGE: Model with a denim jacket wears Army t-shirt featuring vintage flame graphics with classic hot rod styling to a typographic design

Hot Rod

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Some things just attract attention. Maybe it’s confidence. Maybe it’s swagger. Maybe it’s your hot rod. This retro-inspired graphic tee celebrates ...

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VIDEO supporting Circle Jerks T-shirt | A raunchy gay tee for bators and bros who get hands-on and enjoy group play
PRODUC IMAGE: Model wears brown cotton t-shirt with subtle circle graphic of seated male figures holding hands, viewed from above; gay-themed design for bators and group play

Circle Jerks

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Join the circle. A raunchy gay tee for bators and bros who get hands-on. Perfect for Pride, play, and group vibes. No shame, just good strokes. **...

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PRODUCT IMAGE: Balls Deep | Raunchy Tee for Horny Gay Guys who Like it Deeper | Closeup look at the Typographic design on Graphite Heather shirt
PRODUCT IMAGE: Balls Deep | Raunchy Tee for Horny Gay Guys who Like it Deeper | Model wears Typographic design on Heather Brown shirt

Balls Deep

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Cuz that's how we like to give and get it. Bam! Occasionally used as figure of speech, this typographic design of this raunchy t-shirt is a straigh...

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Model wears light yelllow "General Admission" t-shirt | Homo erotic graphic of nude male laying on his stomach, looking up at camera; his back is covered by the letter forms that spell the name of the shirt design | Raunchy Gay Tee for Submissive Males

General Admission

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Step right up, gentlemen. Playing now, in the deep, and it’s warm inside. This NSFW homo erotic t-shirt for horny gay bottom guys will garner a chu...

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reel him in

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The P&H Collections

The Milky Way Collection

Close up of a navy t-shirt with "Now, clean it up" printed on the chest; the milky white letterforms drip, lending to an appropriate interpretation
Bearded, muscular model sits on ledge, wearing a black hat and a navy t-shirt with "Now, clean it up" printed on the chest; the milky white letterforms drip, lending to an appropriate interpretation

Clean It Up

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I unloaded all over your face, but my pole is still leaking. Now, clean it up. And get every last drop. ** Modest customization requests for any P...

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PRODUCT IMAGE: Shoot Loads Not Guns | Conscious and Raunchy T-shirt for Guys into Cum | Forest Green tee with typographic design
PRODUCT IMAGE: Model wears Kelly Green tee with typographic design, "Shoot Loads Not Guns" | Conscious and Raunchy T-shirt for Guys into Cum

Shoot Loads Not Guns

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It’s a motto for true gay spooge sluts — and it’s one that everyone should adopt, for the sake of humanity. I guess you can say that it’s both a co...

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Load Me Up T-shirt | Raunchy T-shirt for Horny Gay Bottom Guys Who Crave Cum | Close up of Light Gray Heather shirt with white line drawing of a dump truck
Load Me Up T-shirt | Raunchy T-shirt for Horny Gay Bottom Guys Who Crave Cum | Model wears Navy shirt with white line drawing of a dump truck

Load Me Up

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A raunchy t-shirt for horny gay guys that can't get enough cum. It's SFW, funny code for dumpsters, like yourself, who live for every drop — inside...

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PRODUCT IMAGE: 'Free Refills' t-shirt; a close-up, detailed view of the white typographic design printed on black fabric
Man with a beard wearing a gray, Graphite Heather t-shirt with 'Free Refills' typographic design printed on front and a backpack; on a dark background

Free Refills

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This funny t-shirt is quietly a little dirty, but SFW, too — I think. It let’s the cum dumpsters — who live for every drop, inside and all over — k...

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PRODUCT IMAGE: Cum Slut | Raunchy Tees for Horny Gay Men Who Love Cum | Navy Heather shirt
PRODUCT IMAGE: Cum Slut T-shirt | Raunchy Tees for Horny Gay Men Who Love Cum | Model wears Maroon shirt

Cum Slut

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Can't get enough? This raunchy t-shirt is for horny gay men who love cum. Gift yourself or that special bud of yours who’s also fond of the spunk. ...

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Customer Reviews

A small sample from the Pole & Hole shop on Etsy.

Great shirt! Super soft and fits as described. Customer service was %110! Arrived before expected date and great communication with seller.

~ Landon

Very nice T-shirt, the colors are true to the store image, washed it and the fabric did not shrink, the shirt material is soft and seems like a good thickness, the letter print is clear, and the shipping was quick.

~ Frank

Excellent communication, high quality products, and always love to receive my order! I have at least 5 different ones!

~ William

A great t-shirt. Quality is excellent, fits nicely. Friends love these shirts.

~ Benjamin

Great t-shirts. Also, good customer service — checked in when I bought two shirts in different sizes just to make sure.

~ Seth

Excellent, trusted, and reliable seller! A+++++ product!

~ Bea's Shoppe

This shirt rocks! Exactly how it is described... fits well... good quality... will order again.

~ Benjamin

Pleased with what I received.

~ Almie

Another awesome shirt by this fabulous designer!

~ Francis
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