
Kick Back & Enjoy, Dude!

SEPTEMBER SUCKS SALE!!!
Save 15% on select tees, 25% when you purchase two or more shirts. Discount applied at check out, now through September 7. SHOP & SAVE >
A t-shirt for gays who like straight guys... “I promise, it will feel really good. I can do it much better than your girlfriend can.” Put his mind at ease — and then, please him.
** Modest customization requests for any Pole & Hole tee are welcome. Perhaps, you're curious about an alternative graphic + shirt color combination? Don't hesitate to reach out and inquire.
The black, navy, light gray heather and dark gray heather shirts are the best-selling Gildan short sleeve, soft-style tee; standard length, absent excessive length or bagginess. Pre-shrunk for extra durability, solids are 100% cotton, heather is a cotton/poly blend.
The other colors are super soft Bella Canvas tees with a tear-away label — 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the royal heather is a cotton/poly blend; comfortably fit at the top, becoming more relaxed towards the waist.
Graphics are printed with water-based, vegan inks — non-hazardous, toxin-free, biodegradable, and certified with an OEKO-TEX Eco Passport.