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September Sucks Sale

September Sucks Sale

Select tees are 15% off through Sept 7th.
SAVE 25% w/ purchase of two or more.

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Throat Goat

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If you're proud of your oral skills, why not discreetly advertise it with this funny, yet raunchy t-shirt for horny gay men? ** Modest customizat...

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Eat Me

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“Eat Me” is refrain, often said in jest, that goes way back and it’s not necessarily meant to be taken literally, but for horny gay men, it is, LOL...

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Skills

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Got skills? Step to the front of the line, bud. Skills is one of those NSFW homo erotic t-shirts that will produce a double-take, for some folks, a...

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Insert Here

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Simply put, Insert Here is a raunchy t-shirt for gay bottom guys that helps provide some light-hearted direction — from those who need it most. Bot...

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Smokin Sausages

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"Only the finest meats served." Mostly SFW, this raunchy t-shirt for horny gay men is code for how we identify as gay/queer males, but also for the...

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Like Jockstraps

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Oh, this raunchy tee is one for the horny gay men and their love of jockstraps — hallelujah! Or, halleloo! An honorable mention, as well, for what’...

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Sux Dix

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Somewhat obscured by the exaggerated, minimal typography and discretionary spelling — albeit, phonetically correct — this funny, raunchy t-shirt al...

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Balls Deep

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Cuz that's how we like to give and get it. Bam! Occasionally used as figure of speech, this typographic design of this raunchy t-shirt is a straigh...

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Cock We Doodle Do

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Cock We Doodle Do? Yes, we do! A kinda funny, home erotic t-shirt, SFW, for horny gay men. ** Modest customizations are welcome, like requests for...

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Pocket Rocket

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Ready for the ride? Get ready for take off, LOL. Not SFW, but lighthearted funny gay t-shirt, especially for the phallic-minded bros. ** Modest c...

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Deeper

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Whether you give or get, you like it balls deep or deeper — just like this raunchy t-shirt says you do. 😈 ** Modest customizations are welcome, li...

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Cock-a-Holic

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“My name is ______, and I'm a cock-a-holic! I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me.” Our community supports you. 👏 This ...

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Bulge

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Get this classic raunchy tee derived from a vintage soft porn photograph, circa 1970s. Back in the day, in the annals (no pun intended) of gay male...

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Boners

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They make the world go 'round! Hop on for the ride. Boners is a NSFW tee, a typographic design in the form of the almighty cock and balls. ** Mode...

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Thirsty

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Brotein, man milk, whatever you call it — you really like to gulp it down. You're very orally-inclined. You're thirsty. **Modest customization req...

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Dumpster

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This raunchy tee is for horny gay guys who can't get enough juice. Who's next? You pig! **Modest customization requests for any Pole & Hole te...

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Seamen

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This subtly raunchy tee is modeled from a vintage photo of two gay male sailors kissing. Looking a little closer, one sees their pants are unbutton...

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Breed

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Likely NSFW, this raunchy tee for horny gay guys who bareback, applicable to both tops and bottoms. Regardless, you're probably a c*m pig! **Modes...

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Junk & Spunk

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Poetic, well, kind of. This raunchy tee says it all for the horniest of blokes among us. The gay sex essentials is simply put: Junk & Spunk.  ...

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Squirt

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Can't get enough juice? Always craving another load? Gift yourself or that special bud of yours who's also fond of the spunk with raunchy t-shirt f...

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Invasion of the Load Chasers

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Lately, it feels like there’s an invasion. Hungry, thirsty, needy gays guys and queer brethren seem to be so focused on the destination, that they ...

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Seed

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B*tt loads of fun and mouthfuls, too — woo hoo! A marginally SFW tee for horny gay guys who are all about protein shakes. ** Modest customizations...

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