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September Sucks Sale

September Sucks Sale

Select tees are 15% off through Sept 7th.
SAVE 25% w/ purchase of two or more.

**Discount applied at checkout

PRODUCT IMAGE: I Love Cock | SFW Raunchy T-shirt for Horny Gay Guys who Love Cock | Light Gray Heather shirt with rooster and heart graphic
PRODUCT IMAGE: I Love Cock | SFW Raunchy T-shirt for Horny Gay Guys who Love Cock | Model wears Maroon shirt with rooster and heart graphic

I Love Cock

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A discreetly raunchy t-shirt for gay guys, sporting an homage to the almighty cock. ** Modest customizations are welcome, like requests for altern...

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PRODUCT IMAGE: Swallows | Funny & Discreet, Raunchy T-shirt for Horny Gay Guys | Asphalt shirt
PRODUCT IMAGE: Swallows | Funny & Discreet, Raunchy T-shirt for Horny Gay Guys | Model w/ Aqua Shirt

Swallows

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Sometimes, subtlety is preferred — even for the voracious, thirsty ones among us. Cloaked in a homonym known as a homograph, this raunchy tee never...

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PRODUCT IMAGE: Girth | Homo Erotic T-shirts Celebrating Thickness: Cocks & Gay Bears | Model wears Heather Navy shirt with Typographic design

Girth

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A homo erotic t-shirt for girthy gay guys or guys with girth — ya know, gay bears/cubs, muscle daddies or guys with thick cocks. Whoa! If you check...

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PRODUCT IMAGE: Fresh Fruit ( phallic banana graphic) | Raunchy T-shirt for Horny Gay Men | Orange
PRODUCT IMAGE: Fresh Fruit T-Shirt | Raunchy Tee for Horny Gay Men & Size Queens | Model wears Aqua shirt with a woodcut-style graphic of a colorful banana

Fresh Fruit

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Can you help a buddy out? Just peel it back! 😈 This subtly raunchy t-shirt for horny gay guys is probably safe to wear, anywhere. Right? ** Modes...

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Trail | Raunchy T-shirt for Horny Gay Bears on the Hunt | Man wearing a mustard yellow t-shirt with a white paw print design on a plain background

Trail

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The evidence is there — on your shirt! Restless gay bears, cubs and otters, too, are on the hunt. Thirsty/hungry muscle daddies? You betcha! ** Mo...

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PRODUCT IMAGE: Kick Back Blowjob | NSFW Homo Erotic T-shirt | Close up of graphic for Light Gray Heather shirt
PRODUCT IMAGE: Kick Back Blowjob | NSFW Homo Erotic T-shirt | Model w/ Light Blue Shirt

Kick Back Blowjob

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Service — and smiles all around! Whether you’re giving or receiving, there’s nothing better than a kick back beejay. It's about the journey as much...

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PRODUCT IMAGE: Pretty Penis | NSFW Homo Erotic T-shirt for Horny Gay Men | Light Gray Heather
PRODUCT IMAGE: Pretty Penis | NSFW Homo Erotic T-shirt for Horny Gay Men | Model w/ Dark gray heather shirt

Pretty Penis

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Fact: A pretty peen is a sight to behold, and so much fun to play with! Inspired by the truth, Pole & Hole presents this tasteful tribute, but ...

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DIPTYCH PRODUCT IMAGE: Smokin’ Cock Tee | Funny, Raunchy T-shirt for Horny Gay Men | Details of Turquois shirt with a vintage-style graphic of a rooster smoking a cigar
PRODUCT IMAGE: Smokin’ Cock Tee | Funny, Raunchy T-shirt for Horny Gay Men | Model wears Turquois shirt with a vintage-style graphic of a rooster smoking a cigar

Smokin’ Cock

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This gay bird smokes — and he’s not shy about it. Equal parts naughty and nice, this tee is ideal for queer guys who love a dirty joke with their m...

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PRODUCT IMAGE: Hard T-Shirt | Raunchy Graphic Tee for Horny Gay Men into big boners, hard cocks, and erections | Light Gray Heather shirt with a design created with blackletter / gothic typography
PRODUCT IMAGE: Hard T-Shirt | Raunchy Graphic Tee for Horny Gay Men into big boners, hard cocks, and erections | Dark Gray Heather shirt with a typographic design created with blackletter / gothic lettering

Hard

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Boldly baroque and unapologetically erect. A distressed blackletter design brings old-school gravitas to your filthy wardrobe, when you’re feeling ...

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PRODUCT IMAGE: Cum Slut | Raunchy Tees for Horny Gay Men Who Love Cum | Navy Heather shirt
PRODUCT IMAGE: Cum Slut | Raunchy Tees for Horny Gay Men Who Love Cum | Model wears Maroon shirt

Cum Slut

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Can't get enough? This raunchy t-shirt is for horny gay men who love cum. Gift yourself or that special bud of yours who’s also fond of the spunk. ...

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PRODUCT IMAGE: Shoot Loads Not Guns | Conscious and Raunchy T-shirt for Guys into Cum | Forest Green tee with typographic design

Shoot Loads Not Guns

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It’s a motto for true gay spooge sluts — and it’s one that everyone should adopt, for the sake of humanity. I guess you can say that it’s both a co...

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PRODUCT IMAGE: Suck It | Funny, Raunchy T-shirt for Horny Gay Guys, Emoji-style | Diptych of Light Gray Heather shirt
PRODUCT IMAGE: Suck It | Funny, Raunchy T-shirt for Horny Gay Guys, Emoji-style | Model wears Ocean shirt

Suck it

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This beejay emoji t-shirt is a disarming way to express your affinity for getting/receiving head. A raunchy t-shirt draws humor from our perpetual ...

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PRODUCT IMAGE: Pole & Hole | SFW, Raunchy Tee for Horny Gay Guys | Keely Green tee with the shop's typographic trademark
PRODUCT IMAGE: Pole & Hole | SFW, Raunchy Tee for Horny Gay Guys | Model wears Orange tee with the shop's typographic trademark

Pole & Hole

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My pole, your hole OR your pole, my hole — top or bottom, whatever works! It's a SFW, raunchy in its interpreation by us horny gay guys. Fun fact: ...

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Funny, Dirty, Raunchy T-shirts for Horny Gay Guys who Play with Penis, Cock | Black V1
PRODUCT IMAGE: Plug + Play T-shirt | Funny, Dirty, Raunchy T-shirts for Horny Gay Guys who Play with Penis | Model wears Black V1 shirt (X-rated version) | A typographic design uses the negative space of the letter a in the shape of a cock

Plug + Play

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The phrase makes too much sense, in the homo way, of course! It's perfect fodder for a raunchy tee that horny gay guys can relate to, appealing to ...

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PRODUCT IMAGE: Gag on It T-shirt | Raunchy Tees for Horny Gay Oral Top Guys | Model wears Forest Green shirt with a typographic design

Gag On it!

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A raunchy t-shirt for horny gay oral top guys who confidently carry a big stick — with a restrained forcefulness — and shove it down... ha, exactly...

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PRODUCT IMAGE: Dipstick | Stickman Blowjob | Funny, NFSW Shirt for Horny Gay Men | Aqua shirt
PRODUCT IMAGE: Dipstick | Stickman Blowjob | Funny, NFSW Shirt for Horny Gay Men | Model wears Yellow shirt

Dipstick

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The design for this funny, NSFW shirt started with an animated GIF that I received in a text message from a friend, see the video on this page... ...

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PRODUCT IMAGE: Mr. Big | NSFW Homo Erotic T-shirt of Bearded Dom Top Daddy | Detail of Yellow Shirt
PRODUCT IMAGE: Mr. Big | NSFW Homo Erotic T-shirt of Bearded Dom Top Daddy | Model w/ Yellow shirt

Mr. Big

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Looking for Mr. Big? You think you're Mr. Big? Let's see what you got. Meet Mr. Big, seen here in this NSFW homo erotic t-shirt, a bearded dom top...

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PRODUCT IMAGE: Certified Organic T-shirt | Raunchy Penis T-shirts for Horny Gay Men | Military Green shirt with a woodcut-style rendering of the eggplant emoji
PRODUCT IMAGE: Certified Organic T-shirt | Raunchy Penis T-shirts for Horny Gay Men | Model wears Black shirt with a woodcut-style rendering of the eggplant emoji

Certified Organic

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Kinda SFW, this raunchy t-shirt displays a woodcut-style rendering of the eggplant emoji that has become iconic in its representation a man's junk....

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Free Refills

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This funny t-shirt is quietly a little dirty, but SFW, too — I think. It let’s the cum dumpsters — who live for every drop, inside and all over — k...

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PRODUCT IMAGE: Feed & Breed T-shirt | Raunchy Tees for Horny Gay Guys | Army colored shirt with typographic design
PRODUCT IMAGE: Feed & Breed T-shirt | Raunchy Tees for Horny Gay Guys | Model wears black shirt with typographic design

Feed & Breed

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“Feed me! Breed me!” Two requests we get from the Grindr guys. Or when you’re with your bud and one of you is begging for it. It’s time to fulfill ...

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Load Me Up T-shirt | Raunchy T-shirt for Horny Gay Bottom Guys Who Crave Cum | Military Green shirt with white line drawing of a dump truck
Load Me Up T-shirt | Raunchy T-shirt for Horny Gay Bottom Guys Who Crave Cum | Model wears Maroon shirt with white line drawing of a dump truck

Load Me Up

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A raunchy t-shirt for horny gay guys that can't get enough cum. It's SFW, funny code for dumpsters, like yourself, who live for every drop — inside...

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PRODUCT IMAGE: Get a Load of This | Raunchy Tee | Horny Gay Top Guys Ready to Unload | Close-up of typographic design on Black shirt

Get a Load of This

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Raunchy tee for horny gay top guys ready to unload — to dispense to the guys, who live for every drop — inside and all over. ** Modest customizati...

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Raw Butt Slut | NSFW Tee for Horny Gay Bottom Guys who Bareback | Black tee with typographic design
Raw Butt Slut | NSFW Tee for Horny Gay Bottom Guys who Bareback | Model wears Black tee with typographic design

Raw Butt Sut

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You take it raw because that's the way it's supposed to feel. Now bend over! An NSFW tee for horny gay bottom guys who bareback. ** Modest customi...

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PRODUCT IMAGE: All Over My Face T-shirt | Raunchy Tees for Horny Gay Guys who Love Cum | Model wears Turquoise shirt with a typographic design

All Over My Face

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Raunchy tees for horny gay guys, perfect for spunk lovers that love a protein-enriched facial. ** Modest customizations are welcome, like requests...

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