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The Schlong Collection

The Schlong Collection

We’ve longed for schlong — all along. Express your phallic pride and desire.

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PRODUCT IMAGE: Sux Dix T-shirt | Raunchy Tees for Horny Gay Men Who Like Oral Sex | Closeup showing Typographic design on Black Shirt fabric
PRODUCT IMAGE: Sux Dix T-shirt | Raunchy Tees for Horny Gay Men Who Like Oral Sex | Model wears Typographic design on Mustard Shirt

Sux Dix

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Somewhat obscured by the exaggerated, minimal typography and discretionary spelling — albeit, phonetically correct — this funny, raunchy t-shirt al...

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Funny, Dirty, Raunchy T-shirts for Horny Gay Guys who Play with Penis, Cock | Black V1
PRODUCT IMAGE: Plug + Play T-shirt | Funny, Dirty, Raunchy T-shirts for Horny Gay Guys who Play with Penis | Model wears Black V1 shirt (X-rated version) | A typographic design uses the negative space of the letter a in the shape of a cock

Plug + Play

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The phrase makes too much sense, in the homo way, of course! It's perfect fodder for a raunchy tee that horny gay guys can relate to, appealing to ...

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PRODUCT IMAGE: Like Jockstraps T-shirt | Raunchy Tees | Gear Essential for Gay Men | Model wearing Navy shirt w/ jockstrap graphic

Like Jockstraps

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Oh, this raunchy tee is one for the horny gay men and their love of jockstraps — hallelujah! Or, halleloo! An honorable mention, as well, for what’...

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All Over My Face | Raunchy Tees for Horny Gay Guys who Love Cum | Red Heather shirt w/ typographic design
Male model wearing a 'Smokin Sausages' t-shirt with a logo on a plain background

Smokin Sausages

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"Only the finest meats served." Mostly SFW, this raunchy t-shirt for horny gay men is code for how we identify as gay/queer males, but also for the...

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