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BANNER IMAGE for the Schlong Collection announcing the "July with the Johnsons" sale.

The Schlong Collection

We’ve longed for schlong — all along. You know it, I know it. They know it. Express
your phallic pride and desire with raunchy tees for horny gay guys by Pole & Hole.

*All tees in this collection are 20% off until July 31, 2025. Discount automatically adjusted at checkout.

All Over My Face | Raunchy Tees for Horny Gay Guys who Love Cum | Red Heather shirt w/ typographic design
PRODUCT IMAGE: Smokin Sausages | Funny Gay Shirt | Model w/ Black shirt

Smokin Sausages

$ 25.00 - $ 31.00
$ 25.00 - $ 31.00
$ 25.00 - $ 31.00
$ 25.00

"Only the finest meats served." Mostly SFW, this raunchy t-shirt for horny gay men is code for how we identify as gay/queer males, but also for the...

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$ 25.00 - $ 31.00
$ 25.00 - $ 31.00
$ 25.00 - $ 31.00
$ 25.00
PRODUCT IMAGE: Pole & Hole | SFW, Raunchy Tee for Horny Gay Guys | Keely Green tee with the shop's typographic trademark
PRODUCT IMAGE: Pole & Hole | SFW, Raunchy Tee for Horny Gay Guys | Model wears Orange tee with the shop's typographic trademark

Pole & Hole

$ 25.00 - $ 31.00
$ 25.00 - $ 31.00
$ 25.00 - $ 31.00
$ 25.00

My pole, your hole OR your pole, my hole — top or bottom, whatever works! It's a SFW, raunchy in its interpreation by us horny gay guys. Fun fact: ...

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$ 25.00 - $ 31.00
$ 25.00 - $ 31.00
$ 25.00 - $ 31.00
$ 25.00

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