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BANNER IMAGE for The Schlong Collection from Pole & Hole: graphic tees to express your phallic pride and desire.

The Schlong Collection

We’ve longed for schlong — all along. Express your phallic pride and desire.

Funny, Dirty, Raunchy T-shirts for Horny Gay Guys who Play with Penis, Cock | Black V1
PRODUCT IMAGE: Plug + Play T-shirt | Funny, Dirty, Raunchy T-shirts for Horny Gay Guys who Play with Penis | Model wears Black V1 shirt (X-rated version) | A typographic design uses the negative space of the letter a in the shape of a cock

Plug + Play

$ 25.00 - $ 31.00
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$ 25.00

The phrase makes too much sense, in the homo way, of course! It's perfect fodder for a raunchy tee that horny gay guys can relate to, appealing to ...

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$ 25.00 - $ 31.00
$ 25.00 - $ 31.00
$ 25.00
PRODUCT IMAGE: Like Jockstraps T-shirt | Raunchy Tees | Gear Essential for Gay Men | Model wearing Navy shirt w/ jockstrap graphic

Like Jockstraps

$ 29.00 - $ 31.00
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$ 29.00

Oh, this raunchy tee is one for the horny gay men and their love of jockstraps — hallelujah! Or, halleloo! An honorable mention, as well, for what’...

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$ 29.00
All Over My Face | Raunchy Tees for Horny Gay Guys who Love Cum | Red Heather shirt w/ typographic design
Male model wearing a 'Smokin Sausages' t-shirt with a logo on a plain background

Smokin Sausages

$ 26.00 - $ 31.00
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"Only the finest meats served." Mostly SFW, this raunchy t-shirt for horny gay men is code for how we identify as gay/queer males, but also for the...

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