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Plug + Play
The phrase makes too much sense, in the homo way, of course! It's perfect fodder for a raunchy tee that horny gay guys can relate to, appealing to ...
View full detailsPocket Rocket
Ready for the ride? Get ready for take off, LOL. Not SFW, but lighthearted funny gay t-shirt, especially for the phallic-minded bros. ** Modest c...
View full detailsPole & Hole
My pole, your hole OR your pole, my hole — top or bottom, whatever works! It's a SFW, raunchy in its interpreation by us horny gay guys. Fun fact: ...
View full detailsPretty Penis
Fact: A pretty peen is a sight to behold, and so much fun to play with! Inspired by the truth, Pole & Hole presents this tasteful tribute, but ...
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You take it raw because that's the way it's supposed to feel. Now bend over! An NSFW tee for horny gay bottom guys who bareback. ** Modest customi...
View full detailsRide It
Some rides are smoother than others, bro. “Ride It” leans fully into vintage biker culture with a homo wink — featuring a rugged leather-clad dude,...
View full detailsSeamen
This subtly raunchy tee is modeled from a vintage photo of two gay male sailors kissing. Looking a little closer, one sees their pants are unbutton...
View full detailsSeed
B*tt loads of fun and mouthfuls, too — woo hoo! A marginally SFW tee for horny gay guys who are all about protein shakes. ** Modest customizations...
View full detailsShoot Loads Not Guns
It’s a motto for true gay spooge sluts — and it’s one that everyone should adopt, for the sake of humanity. I guess you can say that it’s both a co...
View full detailsSkills
Got skills? Step to the front of the line, bud. Skills is one of those NSFW homo erotic t-shirts that will produce a double-take, for some folks, a...
View full detailsSmokin Sausages
"Only the finest meats served." Mostly SFW, this raunchy t-shirt for horny gay men is code for how we identify as gay/queer males, but also for the...
View full detailsSmokin’ Cock
This gay bird smokes — and he’s not shy about it. Equal parts naughty and nice, this tee is ideal for queer guys who love a dirty joke with their m...
View full detailsSnowed In, Plowed Out
It’s not about snow or the weather. Not sorry. This shirt leans into gay M4M fantasy with a wink. Subtle enough to pass in public, obvious enough t...
View full detailsSodomite
This bold typographic design reclaims a word once hurled as insult and turns it into a badge of unapologetic identity. Just as “queer” was transfor...
View full detailsSquirt
Can't get enough juice? Always craving another load? Gift yourself or that special bud of yours who's also fond of the spunk with raunchy t-shirt f...
View full detailsStepdad & Son
Daddy knows best and that turns his boy on! Fantasy becomes reality with a combination of command and care to create a special form of male bonding...
View full detailsSuck it
This beejay emoji t-shirt is a disarming way to express your affinity for getting/receiving head. A raunchy t-shirt draws humor from our perpetual ...
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Somewhat obscured by the exaggerated, minimal typography and discretionary spelling — albeit, phonetically correct — this funny, raunchy t-shirt al...
View full detailsSwallows
Sometimes, subtlety is preferred — even for the voracious, thirsty ones among us. Cloaked in a homonym known as a homograph, this raunchy tee never...
View full detailsThirsty
Brotein, man milk, whatever you call it — you really like to gulp it down. You're very orally-inclined. You're thirsty. **Modest customization req...
View full detailsThis ‘Lil Piggy
🐷 Don't be fooled by the cute lil' piggy! You know who you are! This ‘Lil Piggy is a funny, gay, SFW tee for horny gay guys. ** Modest customizati...
View full detailsThroat Goat
If you're proud of your oral skills, why not discreetly advertise it with this funny, yet raunchy t-shirt for horny gay men? ** Modest customizat...
View full detailsTop This
Quietly, let it be known. This discreetly raunchy tee for horny gay bottom guys is a subtle call to action. ** Modest customizations are welcome,...
View full detailsTrail
The evidence is there — on your shirt! Restless gay bears, cubs and otters, too, are on the hunt. Thirsty/hungry muscle daddies? You betcha! ** Mo...
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