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Raunchy Tees for Gay Men & Queer Guys

Playfully balancing innuendo with unapologetic humor.
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Reside on the Side?

Display your fondness for the oral arts, a little differently.
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SLIDER IMAGE linking the Schlong Collection, raunchy tees that express phallic pride and desire.

Phallic Pride & Desire

We’ve longed for it, all along.
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Butt Loads of Fun

And mouthfuls, too — woo hoo!
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The Tribe Collection

Confident, shameless, and unapologetically you.
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The Pole & Hole Collections

Pole & Hole Best-sellers

The Cruising Collection

PRODUCT IMAGE: Gas Mask | Fetish T-shirt for Gay Guys into BDSM Kink | Close-up detail of electro blue, halftone graphic
PRODUCT IMAGE: Gas Mask | Fetish T-shirt for Gay Guys into BDSM Kink | Model wears Black shirt w/ electro blue, halftone graphic

Gas Mask

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Kinky sex play that can leave you breathless! Gas Mask is a queer gay fetish t-shirt for guys into BDSM kink. A halftone treatment of a photo by Se...

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PRODUCT IMAGE: Pole & Hole | SFW, Raunchy Tee for Horny Gay Guys | Keely Green tee with the shop's typographic trademark
PRODUCT IMAGE: Pole & Hole | SFW, Raunchy Tee for Horny Gay Guys | Model wears Orange tee with the shop's typographic trademark

Pole & Hole

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My pole, your hole OR your pole, my hole — top or bottom, whatever works! It's a SFW, raunchy in its interpreation by us horny gay guys. Fun fact: ...

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PRODUCT IMAGE: He Likes It Nice & Slow T-shirt | Funny Gay Tee for the guys who take their time and enjoy the ride | Closeup diptych detail Army shirt with a design borne out of retro-inspired typography
PRODUCT IMAGE: He Likes It Nice & Slow T-shirt | Funny Gay Tee for the guys who take their time and enjoy the ride | Model wears Turquoise shirt with a design borne out of retro-inspired typography

He Likes It Nice & Slow

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Pace yourself, stud. This tee’s for the ones who take their time, enjoy the ride, and leave nothing to chance. Smooth. Steady. Confident. Sexy. **...

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PRODUCT IMAGE: Hard T-Shirt | Raunchy Graphic Tee for Horny Gay Men into big boners, hard cocks, and erections | Close-up of design created with blackletter / gothic typography, printed on Vintage Black short
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Hard

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Boldly baroque and unapologetically erect. A distressed blackletter design brings old-school gravitas to your filthy wardrobe, when you’re feeling ...

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PRODUCT IMAGE: Mr. Big | NSFW Homo Erotic T-shirt of Bearded Dom Top Daddy | Detail of Yellow Shirt
PRODUCT IMAGE: Mr. Big | NSFW Homo Erotic T-shirt of Bearded Dom Top Daddy | Model w/ Yellow shirt

Mr. Big

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Looking for Mr. Big? You think you're Mr. Big? Let's see what you got. Meet Mr. Big, seen here in this NSFW homo erotic t-shirt, a bearded dom top...

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The Milky Way Collection

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Cum Slut

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Can't get enough? This raunchy t-shirt is for horny gay men who love cum. Gift yourself or that special bud of yours who’s also fond of the spunk. ...

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Trail

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The evidence is there — on your shirt! Restless gay bears, cubs and otters, too, are on the hunt. Thirsty/hungry muscle daddies? You betcha! ** Mo...

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PRODUCT IMAGE: Breed T-shirt | Raunchy Tees for Horny Gay Guys Who Bareback, Love Cum | Typographic design on Forest Green shirt
PRODUCT IMAGE: Breed T-shirt | Raunchy Tees for Horny Gay Guys Who Bareback, Love Cum | Model wears typographic design on Aqua shirt

Breed

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Likely NSFW, this raunchy tee for horny gay guys who bareback, applicable to both tops and bottoms. Regardless, you're probably a cum pig! **Modes...

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PRODUCT IMAGE: Swallows | Funny & Discreet, Raunchy T-shirt for Horny Gay Guys | Model w/ Aqua Shirt
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Swallows

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Sometimes, subtlety is preferred — even for the voracious, thirsty ones among us. Cloaked in a homonym known as a homograph, this raunchy tee never...

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PRODUCT IMAGE: Shoot Loads Not Guns | Conscious and Raunchy T-shirt for Guys into Cum | Forest Green tee with typographic design

Shoot Loads Not Guns

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It’s a motto for true gay spooge sluts — and it’s one that everyone should adopt, for the sake of humanity. I guess you can say that it’s both a co...

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Customer Reviews

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Great shirt! Super soft and fits as described. Customer service was %110! Arrived before expected date and great communication with seller.

~ Landon

Very nice T-shirt, the colors are true to the store image, washed it and the fabric did not shrink, the shirt material is soft and seems like a good thickness, the letter print is clear, and the shipping was quick.

~ Frank

Excellent communication, high quality products, and always love to receive my order! I have at least 5 different ones!

~ William

A great t-shirt. Quality is excellent, fits nicely. Friends love these shirts.

~ Benjamin

Great t-shirts. Also, good customer service — checked in when I bought two shirts in different sizes just to make sure.

~ Seth

Excellent, trusted, and reliable seller! A+++++ product!

~ Bea's Shoppe

This shirt rocks! Exactly how it is described... fits well... good quality... will order again.

~ Benjamin

Pleased with what I received.

~ Almie

Another awesome shirt by this fabulous designer!

~ Francis

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