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Raunchy Tees for Gay Men & Queer Guys

Playfully balancing innuendo with unapologetic humor.
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Open wide. Wider.

You know how to feed, with a careful — and consensual — forcefulness.
Stuff it

 Brotherhood, Reinvented

For bators and bros into group fun — everyone’s got a role to play.
go ahead, pull on it

Loads of Fun

Tees for the dumpsters among us — and for those that love them, too.
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Unapologetically Erect

Ya know, for when you’re feeling a bit… harder than usual. 😈
hit it hard

A Friendly Challenge

Hey, why not let it be known?!
go bottoms up

Pole & Hole Best sellers

Love the Almighty

gotta get some

Spunk Lover

get every drop

Thirsty 24/7

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Like’em Thick

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Bottom Bunk?

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The P&H Collections

The Schlong Collection

PRODUCT IMAGE: Hard T-Shirt | Raunchy Graphic Tee for Horny Gay Men into big boners, hard cocks, and erections | Light Gray Heather shirt with a design created with blackletter / gothic typography
PRODUCT IMAGE: Hard T-Shirt | Raunchy Graphic Tee for Horny Gay Men into big boners, hard cocks, and erections | Dark Gray Heather shirt with a typographic design created with blackletter / gothic lettering

Hard

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Boldly baroque and unapologetically erect. A distressed blackletter design brings old-school gravitas to your filthy wardrobe, when you’re feeling ...

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PRODUCT IMAGE: Boners | NSFW Tee | Typographic Design in the form of Cock and Balls | Orange shirt
PRODUCT IMAGE: Boners | NSFW Tee | Typographic Design in the form of Cock and Balls | Two male model kissing, one of them wearing Army brown shirt

Boners

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They make the world go 'round! Hop on for the ride. Boners is a NSFW tee, a typographic design in the form of the almighty cock and balls. ** Mode...

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PRODUCT IMAGE: Fresh Fruit ( phallic banana graphic) | Raunchy T-shirt for Horny Gay Men | Orange
PRODUCT IMAGE: Fresh Fruit T-Shirt | Raunchy Tee for Horny Gay Men & Size Queens | Model wears Aqua shirt with a woodcut-style graphic of a colorful banana

Fresh Fruit

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Can you help a buddy out? Just peel it back! 😈 This subtly raunchy t-shirt for horny gay guys is probably safe to wear, anywhere. Right? ** Modes...

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A model wears the orange Cock We Doodle Do T-shirt | SFW Homo Erotic Tee for Horny Gay Men | His hands behind his head, he kicks back with a smile as looks off to the left

Cock We Doodle Do

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Cock We Doodle Do? Yes, we do! A kinda funny, home erotic t-shirt, SFW, for horny gay men. ** Modest customizations are welcome, like requests for...

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PRODUCT IMAGE: Certified Organic T-shirt | Raunchy Penis T-shirts for Horny Gay Men | Model wears Brown shirt with a woodcut-style rendering of the eggplant emoji

Certified Organic

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Kinda SFW, this raunchy t-shirt displays a woodcut-style rendering of the eggplant emoji that has become iconic in its representation a man's junk....

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get some schlong

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The Tribe Collection

PRODUCT IMAGE: Plow Daddy T-shirt | Raunchy Gay Farmer Tee for Horny Men Who Love Heavy Equipment | Close-up view of the graphic on a Black shirt
PRODUCT IMAGE: Plow Daddy T-shirt | Raunchy Gay Farmer Tee for Horny Men Who Love Heavy Equipment | Model wears Oxblood shirt

Plow Daddy

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This vintage-style graphic tee delivers the goods with bold lines, thick type, and a bearded boss behind the wheel. Whether you’re the one handling...

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PRODUCT IMAGE: Sodomite T-Shirt | Raunchy Tee for Horny Gay Men & Queer Rebels | Army shirt with typographic design
PRODUCT IMAGE: Sodomite | A not-so raunchy t-shirt for horny gay guys | Typographic design on Black shirt worn by model

Sodomite

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This bold typographic design reclaims a word once hurled as insult and turns it into a badge of unapologetic identity. Just as “queer” was transfor...

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VIDEO to promote Bear Back T-shirt | Raunchy Tees for Gay Bears, Cubs, etc who Bareback
PRODUCT IMAGE for Bear Back T-shirt | Do gay bears, gay cubs, queer otters, do it in the woods? You betcha! Hot-bearded muscle daddies & DILFs? Hell yeah! This raunchy t-shirt exclaims it happens EVERYWHERE! The hunt for pole and hole never ends. | Model wears Toast shirt

Bear Back

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Do gay bears, gay cubs, queer otters, do it in the woods? You betcha! Hot-bearded muscle daddies & DILFs? Hell yeah! This raunchy t-shirt excla...

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Raw Butt Slut | NSFW Tee for Horny Gay Bottom Guys who Bareback | Black tee with typographic design
Raw Butt Slut | NSFW Tee for Horny Gay Bottom Guys who Bareback | Model wears Black tee with typographic design

Raw Butt Sut

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You take it raw because that's the way it's supposed to feel. Now bend over! An NSFW tee for horny gay bottom guys who bareback. ** Modest customi...

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PRODUCT IMAGE: Stepdad & Son T-shirt | Hot Gay Daddy and Younger (Adult) Male Relationship | Light Blue
ENSEMBLE IMAGE of younger adult male in foreground, older male in background representing Stepdad & Son T-shirt

Stepdad & Son

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Daddy knows best and that turns his boy on! Fantasy becomes reality with a combination of command and care to create a special form of male bonding...

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Customer Reviews

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Great shirt! Super soft and fits as described. Customer service was %110! Arrived before expected date and great communication with seller.

~ Landon

Very nice T-shirt, the colors are true to the store image, washed it and the fabric did not shrink, the shirt material is soft and seems like a good thickness, the letter print is clear, and the shipping was quick.

~ Frank

Excellent communication, high quality products, and always love to receive my order! I have at least 5 different ones!

~ William

A great t-shirt. Quality is excellent, fits nicely. Friends love these shirts.

~ Benjamin

Great t-shirts. Also, good customer service — checked in when I bought two shirts in different sizes just to make sure.

~ Seth

Excellent, trusted, and reliable seller! A+++++ product!

~ Bea's Shoppe

This shirt rocks! Exactly how it is described... fits well... good quality... will order again.

~ Benjamin

Pleased with what I received.

~ Almie

Another awesome shirt by this fabulous designer!

~ Francis

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