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Raunchy Tees for Gay Men & Queer Guys

Playfully balancing innuendo with unapologetic humor.
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Go deep! And, then, go deeper...

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Our oral fixation is definitely jubilation.

Graphic tees for the hedonistic oral enthusiasts among us.
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Brotein, man milk — whatever you call it, you crave it.
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The Schlong Collection

PRODUCT IMAGE: Certified Organic T-shirt | Raunchy Penis T-shirts for Horny Gay Men | Model wears Black shirt with a woodcut-style rendering of the eggplant emoji
PRODUCT IMAGE: Certified Organic T-shirt | Raunchy Penis T-shirts for Horny Gay Men | Military Green shirt with a woodcut-style rendering of the eggplant emoji

Certified Organic

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Kinda SFW, this raunchy t-shirt displays a woodcut-style rendering of the text emoji that has become iconic in its representation of penis — AKA, c...

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PRODUCT IMAGE: Pretty Penis | NSFW Homo Erotic T-shirt for Horny Gay Men | Light Gray Heather
PRODUCT IMAGE: Pretty Penis | NSFW Homo Erotic T-shirt for Horny Gay Men | Model w/ Black shirt

Pretty Penis

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Fact: A pretty penis is a sight to behold, and so much fun to play with! Inspired by the truth, Pole & Hole presents this tasteful tribute, but...

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PRODUCT IMAGE: Bulge T-shirt | Vintage Gay Soft Porn Circa 1970s | Partially Nude Male in Jockstrap w/ Big Package | Model wears Orange shirt
PRODUCT IMAGE: Bulge T-shirt | Vintage Gay Soft Porn Circa 1970s | Partially Nude Male in Jockstrap w/ Big Package | Orange shirt

Bulge

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Get this classic raunchy tee derived from a vintage soft porn photograph, circa 1970s. Back in the day, in the annals (no pun intended) of gay male...

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VIDEO THUMBNAIL for Smokin’ Cock Tee | Funny, Raunchy T-shirt for Horny Gay Men
PRODUCT IMAGE: Smokin’ Cock Tee | Funny, Raunchy T-shirt for Horny Gay Men | Model wears Light Gray Heather shirt with a vintage-style graphic of a rooster smoking a cigar

Smokin’ Cock

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This gay bird smokes — and he’s not shy about it. Equal parts naughty and nice, this tee is ideal for queer guys who love a dirty joke with their m...

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PRODUCT IMAGE: Seamen T-shirt | Funny, Raunchy T-shirt for Horny Gay Men | Model wears Gold shirt with a design derived from a vintage photo of gay sailors kissing

Seamen

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This subtly raunchy tee is modeled from a vintage photo of two gay male sailors kissing. Looking a little closer, one sees their pants are unbutton...

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The Tribe Collection

Raw Butt Slut | NSFW Tee for Horny Gay Bottom Guys who Bareback | Black tee with typographic design
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Raw Butt Sut

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You take it raw because that's the way it's supposed to feel. Now bend over! An NSFW tee for horny gay bottom guys who bareback. ** Modest customi...

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PRODUCT IMAGE: Muscle Daddy | Homo Erotic T-shirt | Masculine Tom of Finland Hottie | Graphic shadows of a classically handsome hot man | Model wears Ocean shirt
PRODUCT IMAGE: Muscle Daddy | Homo Erotic T-shirt | Masculine Tom of Finland Hottie | Shadows of a classically handsome hot man on Light Gray Heather Shirt (1)

Muscle Daddy

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A hot guy can take many forms, but the masculine muscle daddy, featured on this homo erotic t-shirt, is an archetype that most gay guys would agree...

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PRODUCT IMAGE: Stepdad & Son T-shirt | Hot Gay Daddy and Younger (Adult) Male Relationship | Light Blue
ENSEMBLE IMAGE of younger adult male in foreground, older male in background representing Stepdad & Son T-shirt

Stepdad & Son

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Daddy knows best and that turns his boy on! Fantasy becomes reality with a combination of command and care to create a special form of male bonding...

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PRODUCT IMAGE: This ‘Lil Piggy T-shirt | Funny Gay SFW Tee for Horny Gay Guys | Model wears Brown shirt
PRODUCT IMAGE: This ‘Lil Piggy T-shirt | Funny Gay SFW Tee for Horny Gay Guys | Orange shirt

This ‘Lil Piggy

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🐷 Don't be fooled by the cute lil' piggy! You know who you are! This ‘Lil Piggy is a funny, gay, SFW tee for horny gay guys. ** Modest customizati...

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PRODUCT IMAGE: Sodomite | A not-so raunchy t-shirt for horny gay guys | Typographic design on Army Brown shirt
PRODUCT IMAGE: Sodomite T-Shirt | Raunchy Tee for Horny Gay Men & Queer Rebels | Model wears Forest Green shirt with typographic design

Sodomite

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Sodomites unite and get it on! A not-so raunchy t-shirt, for horny gay guys, safe to wear anywhere. ** Modest customization is possible, like requ...

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Great shirt! Super soft and fits as described. Customer service was %110! Arrived before expected date and great communication with seller.

~ Landon

Very nice T-shirt, the colors are true to the store image, washed it and the fabric did not shrink, the shirt material is soft and seems like a good thickness, the letter print is clear, and the shipping was quick.

~ Frank

Excellent communication, high quality products, and always love to receive my order! I have at least 5 different ones!

~ William

A great t-shirt. Quality is excellent, fits nicely. Friends love these shirts.

~ Benjamin

Great t-shirts. Also, good customer service — checked in when I bought two shirts in different sizes just to make sure.

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Pleased with what I received.

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Another awesome shirt by this fabulous designer!

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